Dearest Family,
My mom said that I have to send out something about the family reunion. I have decided to post this in the form of a FAQ, Not for any particular reason. In fact, I didn’t know I had decided that until I typed that last sentence.
Q: When did you know you were going to send this out in the form of a FAQ?
A: 38 seconds ago.
Q: Are we having a family reunion this year?
A: Yes.
Q: When will the family reunion be?
A: Friday, July 2nd to Sunday, July 4th.
Q: What about the Thursday the 1st or Monday, the 5th?
A: Um, I don’t know. I’ll have to get back to you on that.
Q: When will you get back to us?
A: We plan on having all of the normal family reunion info on the website by May 1st.
Q: Is that later than normal?
A: Yes. Last reunion it was up by April 29th.
Q: Why will it be 2 days later this year?
A: Shut up, Jimmy.
Q: When will we be able to make reservations?
A: May 18th.
Q: Why May 18th? And it that later than last year?
A: That’s when tax season is over, and we didn’t have a reunion last year.
Q: Can I ask Christina questions or make reservation before May 18th?
A: Yes, for $200 per question, which is her standard rate during tax season.
Q: Will our aunts & uncles, grandparents etc. get Covid?
A: No, they will all have been vaccinated by then.
Q: Will I have to wear a mask?
A: It depends on what Heit’s Point says, but we will be mostly outside.
Q: Will I get to wear a mask?
A: It depends on whether you are the Lone Ranger.
Q: Was that a terrible joke?
A: Yes.
Q: Anything else Covid related?
A1: We’ll have hand sanitizer around.
A2: We’ll love our family members who are more/less concerned than we are about Covid.
Q: Did you fail to anticipate any of our questions?
A: Yes.
Q: Why is that?
A: You guys ask some weird questions.
Q: Do you still love us?
A: Yeah, I guess I do.
Q: What if I have other questions?
A: You could comment below.
Q: Will I be charged $200?
A: Only if Christina answers your question.
Q: Goodbye?
A: Goodbye.
Lloyd Jr.
Whichever one of you told Pete to call me, you now owe me $200….. I will find you….