Mahlon and his bottle… by Uncle Felix

When we lived down at Schubert’s, Mahlon sucked the bottle until he was 3 or 4 years old. Finally,  I rubbed some soap on the nipple.  When he got to sucking next time, he threw the bottle across the floor and exclaimed, “Shit, Damn, Bitchin, Ass, to Hell!” I was so proud of him cause I didn’t know his vocabulary was so good.

3 thoughts on “Mahlon and his bottle… by Uncle Felix

  1. And soap is supposed to teach you NOT to cuss!!! I’d love to hear more of these stories…keep ’em coming sibs!

  2. Uncle Mahlon,

    That was quite a vocabulary for a 3 year old.. At least you knew all the biggies. I guess Lolly didn’t teach them to you!!! Ha Ha. I would have liked to seen U. Felix’s face.

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